Irrefutable Proof that Google is God
28.08.2007, 22:10 by Matthias in General
- Google is everywhere.
- You can talk to Google, but it rarely answers.
- Google has a plan for humanity.
- With Google, “everyone who asks receives; he who seeks finds” like it says in the Gospel.
- Google manifests itself in unexpectd ways.
- Google accomplishes miracles that defy reason.
- Google has its own Tables of Stone.
- Google is a Trinity.
- Google expresses itself through its Prophets.
- Google has its Hell (the blacklist), its Paradise (the first page of results), and its Purgatory (additional results).
Source: 10 preuves que Google est bien Dieu. I just did the English translation and added one or two links.
Nachtrag: Deutsche Version
Rashid Malik wrote:
Well who can deny that Google is internet’s Microsoft. We search with Google, we blog with Google, we earn with Google, we drive with Google, we read with Google….and the list goes on and on. All I can say is, personally, I love Google. Long live Google.
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