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Do Not Panic. This Is Just A Drill

This is your captain speaking. Do not panic. This is just a drill. If you hear a loud swooshing sound, this is not our atmosphere escaping into space. The hull was not breached. We have not been hit by a proton torpedo. The red emergency lights are on for your entertainment only. The Klingon are not, in fact, boarding this ship as we speak.