I just realized that bloggers are a lot like Paris Hilton. And a lot unlike Paris Hilton. Here are a few of the reasons, in no particular order.
- Paris Hilton dropped her panties for a headline. We’d drop our panties for a link.
- She’s allegedly a twit. We are proven Twitters.
- She’s turned shallowness into an art form. We are still dabbling at it.
- She looks dumber than a post. We post.
- She smiles for the camera. We smile for the webcam.
- She’s always ready to spend a buck. We’re always ready to make a buck.
- Many bloggers have a job online. Paris Hilton has a blowjob online.
- She loves to spread rumours. We love to spread truemors.
- Once, somebody hacked her Blackberry. Once, somebody hacked a blog.
- We have a website named blogger. Paris Hilton has a whole city named after her!
I could go on, but it’s late.
2 Comments
PH is often fuckin pissed when driving, as many bloggers are when posting. (But bloggers don’t have to go to jail.)
Well, I’m neither pissed nor fuckin. Not htat its any of your goddamn busines anyhow!!