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Why Bloggers are like Paris Hilton

I just realized that bloggers are a lot like Paris Hilton. And a lot unlike Paris Hilton. Here are a few of the reasons, in no particular order.

  • Paris Hilton dropped her panties for a headline. We’d drop our panties for a link.
  • She’s allegedly a twit. We are proven Twitters.
  • She’s turned shallowness into an art form. We are still dabbling at it.
  • She looks dumber than a post. We post.
  • She smiles for the camera. We smile for the webcam.
  • She’s always ready to spend a buck. We’re always ready to make a buck.
  • Many bloggers have a job online. Paris Hilton has a blowjob online.
  • She loves to spread rumours. We love to spread truemors.
  • Once, somebody hacked her Blackberry. Once, somebody hacked a blog.
  • We have a website named blogger. Paris Hilton has a whole city named after her!

I could go on, but it’s late.


  1. Gris-Gris wrote:

    PH is often fuckin pissed when driving, as many bloggers are when posting. (But bloggers don’t have to go to jail.)

    Monday, June 11, 2007 at 15:24 | Permalink
  2. Matthias wrote:

    Well, I’m neither pissed nor fuckin. Not htat its any of your goddamn busines anyhow!!

    Tuesday, June 12, 2007 at 00:01 | Permalink